I asked my Facebook and Twitter friends of some of the weirdest baby
names they had heard of and it was actually quite surprising some of the
hideous names parents are inflicting on their offspring.
ABCD – pronounced ‘Abseedy’. The first four letters of the alphabet.
It’s not cute and it isn’t clever.
Ca$h – that’s right, with a dollar sign. It’s understandable that people
who are fans of Johnny Cash may want to name their child after him. However,
the dollar sign in the name is just reeks of materialism.
Metalli – As in the band ‘Metallica’. One of my Twitter friends, came
across this name at a McDonalds. The father, clearly a fan of the group, had
his daughters name tattooed on his arm, just like the Metallica logo.
Akuma – doesn’t sound like an awful name but in Japanese it means the
devil. This name caused a huge kerfuffle in Japan.
Ice – As in Ice T and Ice Cube and the drug.
Teapot – This was the name of a girl in my dancing class when I was
little.
Lee_a – pronounced ‘Lee-dash-a’. However, it doesn’t have a dash, it has
an underscore, so it should really be Lee-underscore-a.
Siblings – Diamond, Emerald and Ruby. I also know of a family that named
their children Pepe, Salty, Rosemary and Herb. I also knew of twins called Mickey and
Minnie.
Banned Names
In New Zealand the following names have been rejected and parents are
simply banned from calling their offspring the following names:
Lucifer
Messiah
Baron, Bishop, Duke, General, Judge, Justice, King, Knight and Mr, all
deemed too similar to titles.
Single letters: C, D, I and T, however Q and J were accepted.
Punctuation marks are out - . (Full stop), * (Asterisk) and / (Slash)
Benson and Hedges (twin boys named after the cigarette brand)
Violence (apparently this is a boy’s name) as is Number 16 Bus Shelter
Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii. She was so upset with her name that
she had it legally changed when she was nine.
Fish and Chips
Yeah Detroit
Sex Fruit
Stallion
Twisty Poi (a staple food in Polynesian cuisine)
We can all look at this list and have a bit of a chuckle at what strange
names people call their children, but let’s just take a moment to think about
the burden of having one of these names would be.
Imagine roll call: Michael Brown, Isabel Jones, Fish and Chips Smith….
That would be just awful for any child.
What are some of the worst baby names you have heard?